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do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants
gameraboy halis-comet
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better-than-kanye-bitchh lilkhaleesi
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supermodelgif lilkhaleesi

thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

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thirstingaintdead lilkhaleesi
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testimonialyear nycnights-ladays
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browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK
browningtons rustybuttcheek
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contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok
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beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

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beautyyytime gabbanadolce
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coolator jercat
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damnafricawhathappened sidnugget
When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something. Unknown  (via suspend)
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your-daisyfreshgirl perfectly-a-mermaid
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thesimpsonswayoflife ryannwhoran
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cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 
cyberho jercat

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